Quote Butcher I

NEWS: I have decided to introduce a "new weekly blog update topic."  It will be called Quote Butcher: Quoter 4 Your Thoughts.  I will try to ridicule the most common quotes used nowadays. 

Today is April Fools Day so I just thought it would be appropriate to do something related.  Barely but related.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.  ~Chinese Proverb

Here is my version:

Fool with me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, you better be on the pill.